Dan Shive
Hey, it’s John Troutman! You might remember him from such comics as Lit Brick, Mary Elizabeth’s Sock, and Sporkman.
Someone on Twitter suggested that since there was an EGS version of Troutman, EGS Troutman should logically get turned into a woman. I could not argue with that logic. I did ask Troutman ahead of time if this was acceptable, however, as I think it’s polite to ask before turning someone into a woman.
It was, for the record, his idea to include the Sporkman puppet and make it female. It was also something I could not argue with.

Hey, it’s John Troutman! You might remember him from such comics as Lit Brick, Mary Elizabeth’s Sock, and Sporkman.

Someone on Twitter suggested that since there was an EGS version of Troutman, EGS Troutman should logically get turned into a woman. I could not argue with that logic. I did ask Troutman ahead of time if this was acceptable, however, as I think it’s polite to ask before turning someone into a woman.

It was, for the record, his idea to include the Sporkman puppet and make it female. It was also something I could not argue with.

On the EGS website
There’s nothing like a ten year anniversary to make one stop and think  “wait, I’ve been doing this HOW long? That can’t be right. I refuse to  believe this. The space time continuum is FIRED.” All that aside, however, there is nothing I’d rather be doing, and I  thank all of you for helping make it possible. Here’s hoping for a few  more decades! I’ll get these jerks into college yet.

On the EGS website

There’s nothing like a ten year anniversary to make one stop and think “wait, I’ve been doing this HOW long? That can’t be right. I refuse to believe this. The space time continuum is FIRED.”

All that aside, however, there is nothing I’d rather be doing, and I thank all of you for helping make it possible. Here’s hoping for a few more decades! I’ll get these jerks into college yet.